Polak In The Corn Field
There's a polak trying to row a boat in a corn field. All of a sudden, a guy who prides himself on being a "smart" polak sees him as he is driving along in his car. He then jumps out of his car and says these words: "You dumb polack! You make the entire country look retarded. Look at you just wasting your time. I swear if I knew how to swim I'd kick your ass!"