Polish BarAn Irishman, and Englishman, and a Polishman were in a bar in New York. They all were talking and commented on how they liked the bar.
Then the Englishman said, "Back in England their is a bar where for every drink you buy the owner of the bar will give you a free drink." They all said that it sounded great.
The Irishman then said, " That's nothing, back in Ireland there's a bar where for every drink you buy the owner will give you two drinks." The other two were very impressed.
Then the Polishman said, "That does sound good but there is a better bar back in Poland. There, if you buy three drinks they will take you in back give you three more drinks and you'll get laid."
The others were all impressed and said, "This happened to you?" The Polish man responded, "No, they did it to my sister."