John Wayne and the Chinese Guy

One Day, a man walks into a bar.He orders a beer.The Chinese man gives him the beer.The guy spits it out screaming "This Beer Tastes like Piss!" The Chinese guy shouts "Me Chinese,Me do trick,me do pee-pee in your drink." The guy gets disgusted and leaves. Then, John Wayne walks into the bar. He orders a beer.The same thing happens to him and the Chinese guy still goes "Me Chinese. Me do trick. Me do pee-pee in your drink" Then, John Wayne pulls out his trusty revolver and chants "Me John Wayne. Me shoot fast. Me put bullet up your ass!"

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