Celebrity Jokes Collection #1

What does George Michael have in common with a rubber boot?
Both get sucked off in bogs.


Gary glitter has said in his last will and testemant that he wants to be cremated after he is executed. He then wants the ashes put into etcha sketches so the kids can still play with him.


What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?
A good driver.


What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common ?
They both come on little white crackers.

No it's What does Micheal Jackson love about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.

What does a Playstation 2 and Micheal Jackson have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What did Michael Jackson say to the other pedo?
Can you change me two fives for a ten?

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Micheal Jackson fucks children.




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