Yo Mama Likea hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
a bus - only 50 pence a ride
a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.
a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...
a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
Peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.