So the first person came in and said "father I lied." Bobby matched it up and gave 2 our father's. The next person confessed that he cheated on his wife so bobby looked on the list and gave 4 hail mary's.
The next person that came in said "Father i did something terrible!" Bobby responded "What did you do?" He said "I had anal sex with a little boy!" Bobby looked at the list and he could not find ANAL SEX on the list!! So he opened the door and saw little tommy the altar server. He asked him "tommy what does father give for anal sex??" Tommy then responded "Two kit kats and a herseys!!!"