One Mean Preacher

Ounce there was this truck driver who loved to hit people on the side of the road. One day the truck driver saw a preacher on the side of the road and decided to pick him up. As he was driving along the road he seen somebody and thought to himself. Man I have not hit anybody all day, I've got to hit him.So the truck driver decided to fake a heartattack, swerve and hit the guy. So as he got closer he began to swerve. Oh my OOH I'm having a heartattack. After this little show the driver asked the preacher. Oh my god I seen the guy on the side of the road did I hit him. The preacher responded "No, you didn't hit him but you got close enough for me to hit him with this gas can".