Lottery Winner

A woman rushes home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, she slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, 'Oh my gosh! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

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