Lottery WinnerA woman rushes home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, she slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband says, 'Oh my gosh! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."