Bumper stickers in the Star Wars Universe

My Jedi brat can beat up your honors student

I survived the Battle of Endor

Palpatine, save me from your followers

My other starship is an SSD

Visit Scenic Beggars Canyon

Jedi Master on board -- please fly carefully

Support your local stormtrooper -- buy Imperial

Max Rebo Tour '99 [or whatever year it is]

X-wing pilots do it better

WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY (on the Star Destroyer's rear, silly) why yes, i *did* see that movie, why do you ask?

Poodoo happens...

"My other vehicle is an AT-AT"

"Palpatine/Vader in 2000 (Like you have a choice)"

"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"

"The only way they'll get my Standard-Imperial Blaster Rifle is if they pry it from my cold, dead hands"

"I brake for Wookies (But not for Ewoks)"

"Don't follow me - my hyperdrive is disabled"

Graduate of the Han Solo School of Asteroid Belt Navigation

Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management

Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I Am!

Baby Ewok on Board

Jedi Academy Honor Student on Board

Don't Like the Way I Drive? Call 1-800-FLY-CASUAL

My Other Car is an Incom T-16

Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138

Mon Mothma for Emperor!