Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

2. Who Shat in the Hat?

3. Horton Hires a Ho

4. Fox in Detox

5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Are You My Proctologist?

12. Yentl the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

14. Aunts in My Pants

15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

17. The Grinch's Ten Inches