Blonde One Liners (Submitted by users)

Q: What do a Blond ad a turtle have in common?
A: Once on their back, there both screwed.

Q: Whats the best way to get into a blonde's pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: What do blondes and pumpkins have in common?
A: Their heads are both hollow.

Q: What happens when you turn a blonde upside down?
A: You get a brunette.

Q: How do you teach a blonde math?
A: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, enter the square root, and hope she doesn't multiply.



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