Dirty One Liners (submitted by users)

Q: What is worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper tits!

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist?
A: One's got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt.

Q: What is the name of Moby Dicks father?
A: Poppa Boner

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear

Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.

Q: How did the hilbilly find his daughter in the woods?
A: Pretty Good!

Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat

Q: What do lesbians call viagra?
A: Batteries

Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face

Q: Why is sperm white and piss yellow?
A: So you know if you're cumming or going

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese