Dangerous Gas Pumps

One day these 2 aliens from outer space wanted to take over the world. So they landed by a small gas station and one of them walked up to a gas pump and said, "Show me your leader." The gas pump didn't say anything.he said, "Show me your leader or I'll shoot you". Well again the gas pump just stood there. So he pulled out his gun and shot the gas pump and blew both of the aliens three counties back. Well the other alien said, "You shouldn't of fucked with him man". The other one said, "Why" The other alien replied, "Any one who can rap there dick around themself 3 times and stick in their ear is one bad mother fucker".