Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're DrunkThings That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
"Cogito ergo sum."
Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing!