Unheavenly Blessed

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said "I was cleaning the Fathers room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash"

The second nun said, " Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms"

"Oh my" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them" she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."

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