Dirty One Liners (submitted by users)

Q: What is worse than a cardboard box? A: Paper tits! Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a trapese artist? A: One's got a cunning stunt...the other has a stunning cunt. Q: What is the name of Moby Dicks father? A: Poppa Boner Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear Q: Why did the snowman smile? A: Because the snowblower is coming. Q: How did the hilbilly find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty Good! Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat Q: What do lesbians call viagra? A: Batteries Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest? A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face Q: Why is sperm white and piss yellow? A: So you know if you're cumming or going Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A: A quarter pounder with cheese