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291 jokes in this category
Pumpkin Fucker
Oral Sex - An Ode To Love
Making Cakes
A Serious Medical Condition
Moth Exterminator
New Career
New Jersey Body Map
Blonde Breathalizer Test
A man, an ostrich, and a cat
Hungry Cock
24 hours
Christmas Gifts
Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words
Unheavenly Blessed
Unhappy Birthday
Unfaithful Wife
Triplets
Translating Hebrew
The Twist
Tatooed Penis
Storks
Speech Impediment
Smoking
The Top 14 Things Bill Clinton Would Say if He Were in "Star Wars"
Shooting The Bull
Sex Therapist
Sex Therapy
Sex Talk
Say Your Prayers
Results-Oriented Man
The Rescue
Polish Indian
Picture Revenge
Pickle Slicer
The Top 14 Signs You're Not Watching the Real "Phantom Menace"
Penis Problem
Penis Contest
Paradise
Nursing Home Cop
Blonde Breathalizer Test
Breast Feeding Blonde
Blonde Dildo
Blonde Breast Stroke
Little Boy's Extortion
You Need To Have A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven
Which Hole?
Hell's Totures
Clinton Jokes
Clinton Recycling Sex
Red Ring Around Clinton's Collar
Clinton Meets New Interns
Clinton Orders A Quickie
Dry Cleaning Monica's Dress
Monica Lewinsky Buys Condoms
Gore's and Hillary's Revenge
Viagra Jokes
Employee Sport Preferences
Tempting Santa
Rejected Hallmark Greetings
The Top 15 Euphemisms for Impotence
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't
Consequences Of Sex
Get A Little Head
Daddy Johnny
Smelling What You Eat
Done By Smell
Blind Carpenter
The Strength Of 100 Men
Blinds Man
God's Handles
Don't Step On Them
Beautiful
Johnny Urinates
Proud Jamaican Father
Tatooed Penis
Black Hair
Who Is Better
Ma and Pa
Cow Tail
Fertile Celebration
Second Mortgage
My Husband's Home
3rd Grade
Tasters Choice
Things Were Tougher Then
Bitch Literal
A Guy's Job
Adam and Eve
My First Time
Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex
A Brief Affair
A Lawyer's Priorities
Square Balls?
Still A Virgin
Dirty Sex Pictures
Psychology Experiment
Feeling Guilty
Penis Smell
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
Viagara Bed
Mother Nature
Lion Tamer
Sleeping With My Wife
Labor Pains
One Bad Alien Bastard
You Called Me?
Birds On A Penis
Two Indians and a Hillbilly
Gay lunch
A Man From Nantucket
How much for the cow?
Fish and Cat Story
Wide Stance
Borrow The Truck
Teddy Bears Picnic
Two Leprochans
Retiring Mailman
Lettuce and Tomato
Dick or Lick?
Medical Confusion
Mousey Tale
Long But Silent
Dirty Police Report
The Scotsman At The Baseball Game
Indifferent
Johnny's Birthday
Teased Old Lady
Humor in the Restroom - The Wisdom you can find on the Walls
Old Lady's Pet Forg
Talented Frog
Long Time Without Sex
Jack & Jill
Rubber Necks
The Mini-Noggin'
Definitely Too Much Sun
The Programmer and the Talking Frog
An Unlikely Stop
Anything You Say
Fido Will Find It
Burn Patient
Chinese Torture
Good Sex Days
Why Men Get Out Of Bed
The Perfect Breakfast As A Man Sees It
Irish Gas Attendant
Ass "Emoticons"
You Gotta Use The Righta Tools For The Job
Nursery Rhymes
The Power Of Imagination
Ham Sandwich
Jack And Jill
The Widow
A Lesson In Life
The Reason Fish Smell
Little Red Riding Hood
Three Men
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out
The Nuns
Nympho Wfie
Thanksgiving Dinner
One Hole Behind...
The Ordeal of Fruit
White Kid, Black Goat
Polish Bar
Sex Education
Down by the Water
Blind Greeting
Confucious Says
A Game
The Many Uses Of Toilet Paper
Lesbian Hhat-up
Vocabulary Day
Cake
Dangerous Gas Pumps
Two Little Sperm
The Rodeo
While The Cats Away
Teenage Humor
161 Condom Slogans
No Arms And No Legs
Shitty Fan
Johnny Harder
Surprise
The Bathroom Confession
School Days
Embarressed Johnny
Dirty One Liners (submitted by users)
Blonde at the Doctor's
Blonde's Medical Exam
Ten excuses for a condom in a Big Mac
Accident on the Golf Course
An ORDER of Spaghetti
At the Pharmacy
Eye Exam
Bad Case of the Stutters
Peek-A-Boo
Milking It
A Man At A Retirement Home Was Walking
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
Cemetary Urinal
Funny Bumper Stickers
Bigger Means Dumber
Hunting For Sex
Redneck Sex Ed
New To The Country
Back Seat Necking
Stupid Wives
Poetry Contest
In The BIG City
Hind Lick Maneuver
Vasectomy
Funny Signs in Great Britain (but could be anywhere)
Hunting N F**king
Impotent Farmer
Don't Lie to Mom
Anagrams
Comedians' Best Lines, 1997
Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R' Us
Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
Five Kinds Of Sex
What Men Should Never Say After Sex
Sex and the Law
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads
Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents
The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life
Horse And Chicken
Personal Mottos
Pick-Up Lines
Men are like...
Ben & Jerry's New Presidential Flavors
The Top Ten Signs That You're Being Stalked By A Leprechaun
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
Witticisms
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair
Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
Boat Ride
Dirty One Liners
Amish Humor
Feel Like A Woman
Bad Taste
Attitudes
Appointments
Blonde And The Alligator
Custer's Last Thoughts
Crashing Supermodels
Complete Coverage
College Letters
A Little Male Bashing
Clever Midget
Car Accident
Elephant WOMB
Ed Zachary Disease
Druggist's Bad Day
Doctor and the Bee
I'll Drink To That
Funeral Plans
Ford vs. God
Firm THIS Up
Sexual Star Wars Trilogy Lines
Final Confession
Female to Male Translation
Father and Son
Eleventh Commandment
Gorilla Problem
Good Example
Golf Injury
Ghost Hick
Gas Grill
And God Created Man
Irish Bank Robbery
Hippie and the Nun
Great Sex Coupon
Heaven or Hell?
Headache
Gorilla Headache
Harley Davidson
Halloween Party
Heaven's Cars
Rubbing For A Wish
The Milkman
Stranger Than Fiction
I Wanna Get Weighed
Indian Names
House Calls
Which One Is Married?
Johnny's Thinking
The Lesson
Just like a baby
Language Problem
Leftover Gifts
Three Leroys