Yo momma's so stupid

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo momma's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you what the number for 911 was.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo momma's so stupid, I saw her standing on an empty bus.

Yo momma's so stupid, her brain cells are on the endangered species list.

Yo momma's so stupid, her brain cells die alone.

Yo momma's so stupid, it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a half hour to make minute rice.

Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma's so stupid, it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked for help to use hamburger helper.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you what is the number for 911.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma's so stupid, she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma's so stupid, she called a 7-11 to ask when they closed!

Yo momma's so stupid, she called the cocaine hot line to order some.

Yo momma's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo momma's so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma's so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gets lost in thought.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in Food Mart and half starved.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

Yo momma's so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken!

Yo momma's so stupid, she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed.

Yo momma's so stupid, she saw a sign that said Wet Floor so she did!

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma's so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma's so stupid, she stole free bread.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Lionel Riche was a kid with trians.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought O.J. Simpson some kind of fruit juice.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was where to pay a phone bill.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a hot meal is stolen food.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was change.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought manual labor was a Mexican!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the stereo.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul Train.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought socialism means partying!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought softball was a venereal disease!

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a job cutting grass offshore.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide and jumped off the curb.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo momma's so stupid, she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she went swimming to a car pool.

Yo momma's so stupid, she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel.

Yo momma's so stupid, she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves.

Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo momma's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo momma's so stupid, she wrote `M, F, sometimes Wed' under "SEX?"

Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said Wet Floor she did!



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