Yo momma's so ugly

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma's so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Yo momma's so ugly, I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with.

Yo momma's so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so ugly, a fly wouldn't sit on her.

Yo momma's so ugly, even rice krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!

Yo momma's so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.

Yo momma's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

Yo momma's so ugly, her face is like a melted willy.

Yo momma's so ugly, her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma's so ugly, her nickname is Damn!

Yo momma's so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!

Yo momma's so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest they'd say sorry no.

Yo momma's so ugly, if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo momma's so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!

Yo momma's so ugly, not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo momma's so ugly, she can turn Madusa to stone.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could curdle urine.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could make a freight train take a gravel road.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare a dog off a meat truck.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Yo momma's so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!

Yo momma's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo momma's so ugly, she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.

Yo momma's so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.

Yo momma's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo momma's so ugly, she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

Yo momma's so ugly, she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly, she make my ass pucker.

Yo momma's so ugly, she make onions cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!

Yo momma's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark!

Yo momma's so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

Yo momma's so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.

Yo momma's so ugly, she won't even play with herself!

Yo momma's so ugly, she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

Yo momma's so ugly, she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Yo momma's so ugly, she's the cover girl for iodine.

Yo momma's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momma's so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.

Yo momma's so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tide won't even take her out.

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo momma's so ugly, they only wanted her feet for the freak show.

Yo momma's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo momma's so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

Yo momma's so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!

Yo momma's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!

Yo momma's so ugly, when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.

Yo momma's so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!

Yo momma's so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.

Yo momma's so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.

Yo momma's so ugly, you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

Yo momma's so ugly, zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!



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