Knock Knock Jokes 4

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hanover!
Hanover who?
Hanover your money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hans!
Hans who?
Hans off the table!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hardy!
Hardy who?
Hardy ha ha!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harlow!
Harlow who?
Harlow will you go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harmon!
Harmon who?
Harmon on your side!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harold!
Harold who?
Harold are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harriet!
Harriet who?
Harriet it up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry you been!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Havanna!
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haydn!
Haydn who?
Haydn in this cupboard is boring!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
Heart who hear you, speak louder!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heifer!
Heifer who?
Heifer cow is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Henrietta!
Henrietta who?
Henrietta toadstool but thought it was a mushroom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hepburn!
Hepburn who?
Hepburn and indigestion!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herman!
Herman who?
Herman is handsome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiawatha!
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad today!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hiram!
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hoffman!
Hoffman who?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hollis!
Hollis who?
Hollis forgiven, come back home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly!
Holly who?
Hollylujah!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Homer!
Homer who?
Homer-again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hominy!
Hominy who?
Hominy times are we going to go through this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda the spreading chesnut tree...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you'll have me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Horatio!
Horatio who?
Horatio to the end of the street

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hot Air!
Hot Air who?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin'?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House!
House who?
House you doing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
House boy!
House boy who?
Great, House boy you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard can it be to guess a Knock Knockjoke?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard like to be outside for a change?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who?
Howard Huges like a punch on the nose?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howell!
Howell who!
Howell you have your pizza, plain or with extra ham?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Howie!
Howie who!
I'm fine, how are you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hubie!
Hubie who!
Hubie-ginning to see the light!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Huey!
Huey who?
Huey too much!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I'll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin'...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ichabod!
Ichabod?
Ichabod night out, can I borrow an umbrella!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Idaho, not Ida-who, can't you say it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ida!
Ida who?
Ida bought another knocker if I were you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
Idaho'd the whole garden but I was tired!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iglesias!
Iglesias who?
Iglesias idea I ever had!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Igloo!
Igloo who?
Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold you hand!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ike!
Ike who?
Ike-n't stop laughing!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ilka!
Ilka who?
Ilka-pone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ima!
Ima who?
Ima girl who can't say no...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ina Claire!
Ina Claire who?
Ina Claire day, you can see for miles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
India good old summertime...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Indiana!
Indiana who?
Indiana'ls of history you'll be famous!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Indonesia!
Indonesia who?
I look at you and I get week Indonesia!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iona!
Iona who?
Iona a great train set!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa you a dollar!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac coming out?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Istvan!
Istvan who?
Istvan to be alone!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy be a big job!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jackdraft!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jagger!
Jagger who!
Jagger'd edge!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
James!
James who!
James people play!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Janet!
Janet who!
Janet'or in a drum!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Japan!
Japan who!
Japan is too hot, ouch!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaws!
Jaws who?
Jaws truly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jean!
Jean who?
Jeanius - you just don't recognise it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jennymen prefer blondes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerome!
Jerome who!
Jerome where you want to!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those things!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jessica!
Jessica who?
Jessica more than I thought!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jester!
Jester who?
Jester minute I'm trying to find my keys!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jethro!
Jethro who?
Jethro the boat and stop talking so much!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell know if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jewell!
Jewell who?
Jewell remember me once you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jilly!
Jilly who!
Jilly out here, so let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we'll call you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanne!
Joanne who!
Joanne tell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey!
Joey who?
Joey to the centre of the Earth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johann!
Johann who!
Johann a beautiful smile!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Johannes!
Johannes who!
Johannes are cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who?
John with the Wind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
John!
John who!
John the Navy!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juanita!
Juanita who!
Junita nother burger?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julie!
Julie who!
Julie you door unlocked?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juliet!
Juliet who!
Juliet me in or not!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jussi!
Jussi who!
Jussi fruit!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Katherine!
Katherine who?
Katherincan Queen!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kendall!
Kendall who?
Kendall and Barbie go together!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenneth!
Kenneth who?
Kenneth little kids play with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kent!
Kent who?
Kent you tell who it is?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kentucky!
Kentucky who?
Kentucky too well, have a sore throat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kit!
Kit who?
Kit me quick!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kitty!
Kitty who?
Kittyzen Kane!



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