Knock Knock Jokes 3

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella!
Ella who?
Ella-vator. Doesn't that give you a lift!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ella Man!
Ella Man who?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ellen!
Ellen who?
Ellen-eed is love!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Elsie!
Elsie who?
Elsie you around!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emil!
Emil who?
Emil for the poor!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emmett!
Emmett who?
Emmett your service!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enid!
Enid who?
Enid some more pocket money!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Enoch!
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esau!
Esau who?
Esau down the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ethan!
Ethan who?
Ethan me out of house and home you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Esther!
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ether!
Ether who?
Ether bunny!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Etta!
Etta who?
Ettaquette!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eugenie!
Eugenie who?
Eugenie from the bottle who will grant me three wishes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eunice!
Eunice who?
Eunice boy, let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Euripedes!
Euripedes who?
Euripedes clothes and I'll sue you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe to no good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eustace!
Eustace who?
Come Eustace you are!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you're deaf or your doorbell isn't working!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Evan!
Evan who?
Evan and earth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eyesore!
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ezra!
Ezra who?
Ezra no hope for me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Falafel!
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah 'nough!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso the matter with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fez!
Fez who?
Fez me, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiddlesticks!
Fiddlesticks?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fletcher!
Fletcher who?
Fletcher self go!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fiona!
Fiona who?
Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Florida!
Florida who?
Florida bathroom is wet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ford!
Ford who?
Ford he's a jolly good fellow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Foster!
Foster who?
Foster than a speeding bullet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
France!
France who?
France of the family!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frances!
Frances who?
Frances hello!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Francie!
Francie who?
Francie that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Francis!
Francis who?
Francis on the other side of the Channel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Franks and beans!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Franz!
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, Countryman...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who?
Fred Badge of Courage!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frederick!
Frederick who?
Frederick Express!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freddie!
Freddie who?
Freddie or not here I come!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Freighter!
Freighter who?
Freighter open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fresno!
Fresno who?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frida!
Frida who?
Frida be!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor'n to shop!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Galway!
Galway who!
Galway, your annoying me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gandhi!
Gandhi who!
Gandhi cane!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Germany!
Germany who!
Germany people knocking on your door?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Genoa!
Genoa who!
Genoa any new jokes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gerald!
Gerald who!
Gerald washed up kid!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gertie!
Gertie who!
Gertie laundry!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghana!
Ghana who!
Ghana dance!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gina!
Gina who!
Gina you don't recognize me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ginastera!
Ginastera who!
Ginastera at the people!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ginny!
Ginny who!
Ginny a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gino!
Gino who!
Gino me, now open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Giovanni!
Giovanni who!
Giovanni go to a movie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gipper!
Gipper who!
Gipper your best!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Giuseppe!
Giuseppe who!
Giuseppe my apology?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gizaa!
Giza who!
Giza nice boy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys it's my last joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys the weekend, aren't you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Glasgow!
Glasgow who!
Glasgow to the movies!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Godunov!
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gopher!
Gopher who!
Gopher broke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gordie!
Gordie who!
Gordie-rectly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gorky!
Gorky who!
Gorky will unlock the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gracie!
Gracie who!
Gracie for you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grady!
Grady who?
Grady of Expectations!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grammar!
Grammar who!
Grammar crackers. Pretty crummy!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grant!
Grant who!
Grant you a wish, what is it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Grapes!
Grapes who!
Grapes suzette!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gravy!
Gravy who!
Gravy Crockett!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greg!
Greg who?
Gregs of Wrath!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greta!
Greta who!
Greta job!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greta!
Greta who!
You Greta on my nerves!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinea!
Guinea who!
Guinea a break!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don't want to play?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guthrie!
Guthrie who!
Guthrie three blind mice!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda who?
Hacienda the story!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hagar!
Hagar who?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haifa!
Haifa who?
Haifa cake is better than none!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal about Eve!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haley!
Haley who?
Haleyen Nation!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halifax!
Halifax who?
Halifax you if you fax me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handel!
Handel who?
Handel with care!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Handsome!
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank!
Hank who?
Hank you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!



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