Knock Knock Jokes 1

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

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Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knockjokes can you take!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alvin!
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

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Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knockjokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

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Who's there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthony!
Anthony who!
Anthony you want!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple!
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don't let me in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arbus!
Arbus who?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arch!
Arch who?
You catching a cold?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aretha!
Aretha who?
Aretha flowers!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnold!
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Astor!
Astor who?
Astor the ball is over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athens!
Athens who?
Athens I love you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it's the weekend!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atomic!
Atomic who?
Atomic ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Audrey!
Audrey who?
Audrey be doing this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Augusta!
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou do you think you are!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Austin!
Austin who?
Austin corrected!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue head the good news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Beatle Bailey!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beethoven!
Beethoven who?
Beethoven is too hot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella bottom trousers!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beirut!
Beirut who?
Beirut force!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Belize!
Belize who?
Belize in yourself!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Benin!
Benin who?
Benin shopping lately?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bera!
Bera who?
Bera necessity!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Berlin!
Berlin who?
Berlin the water for my hard boiled eggs!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bernadette!
Bernadette who?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bette-lou!
Bette-lou who?
Betty-lou a few pounds!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty-bye!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bibi!
Bibi who?
Bibi gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bitter Bianca!
Bitter Bianca who?
Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bjorn!
Bjorn who?
Bjorn Free!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bo!
Bo who?
Bo Geste!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolivia!
Boliva who?
Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bologna!
Bologna who?
Bologna & cheese!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolton!
Bolton who?
Bolton the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bolzano!
Bolzano who?
Bolzano the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Borg!
Borg who?
Borg out of my mind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brad!
Brad who?
Brad news I'm afraid!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bridget!
Bridget who?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brie!
Brie who?
Brie me my supper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brigham!
Brigham who?
Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burns!
Burns who?
Durns me up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Burton!
Burton who?
Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bush!
Bush who?
Bush your money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me!

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Who's there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher money where your mouth is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Button!
Button who?
Button in is not polite!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cabot!
Cabot who?
Cabotret!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cam!
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!



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