Yo Mama...

has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand. has green hair and thinks she's a Tree. has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns. has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles... has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat. got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies got a glass eye with a fish in it. got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years." got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts... is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...