Yo Moma So Poor

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk. they put her photo on food stamps. when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. burglars break into her home and leave money. when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. the building society repossed her cardboard box. she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers she can't even afford to go to the free clinic. when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied. I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine. when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..." I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..." only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted... when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..." she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry. closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it... she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box. I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!" I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???" I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence. she does drive by shootings on the school bus. when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"