Yo Mama Like

a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw. a bus - only 50 pence a ride a 747 - a 3 man cock pit! a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows. a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet... a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn! the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind. a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her. Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free. a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more... a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away. McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served... a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country. the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it Peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.