Clinton's Favorite Things

To be sung to the tune "My Favorite Things" from the "The Sound of Music": Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and French fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring, These are a few of my favorite things Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers, Horny young interns who while 'way the hours, Profits from futures that Hillary brings, These are a few of my favorite things When that Jones bites, When Ken Starr stings,When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad Beating the draft board and getting elected, Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected, Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing, These are a few of my favorite things Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury, Falling down drunk that required knee surgery Stars in the White House who come here to sing, These are a few of my favorite things Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony, States of the Union with lots of baloney, Winning debates and the joy of my flings, These are a few of my favorite things.