Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 2. Who Shat in the Hat? 3. Horton Hires a Ho 4. Fox in Detox 5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Are You My Proctologist? 12. Yentl the Lentil 13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 14. Aunts in My Pants 15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 17. The Grinch's Ten Inches