Blonde One Liners (Submitted by users)

Q: What do a Blond ad a turtle have in common? A: Once on their back, there both screwed. Q: Whats the best way to get into a blonde's pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. Q: What do blondes and pumpkins have in common? A: Their heads are both hollow. Q: What happens when you turn a blonde upside down? A: You get a brunette. Q: How do you teach a blonde math? A: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, enter the square root, and hope she doesn't multiply.