Still More French Jokes

Q: Why did the French celebrate their World Cup Championship in 2000 so wildly? A: It was their first time they won anything without the help of the U.S. Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003? A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do. Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training? A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages. Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war. Q: Why does Nike like the French Army? A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!