Where Osama Bin Lden Has Been Hiding

Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he has found a place in which to hide where: 1) it is easy to get in if you have the money; 2) no one will recognize or remember you; 3) no one will realize that you have disappeared; 4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and 5) you have no obligations or responsibilities. The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard.