Knock Knock Jokes 6

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ozzie!
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo your horn!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pammy!
Pammy who?
Pammy the key, the door is locked!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paris!
Paris who?
Paris the thought!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion who?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peas!
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pears!
Pears who?
Pears the party!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peg!
Peg who?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Perth!
Perth who?
Perth your lips and whistle!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Peru!
Peru who?
Peru your point!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pharaoh!
Pharaoh who?
Pharaoh enough!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phineas!
Phineas who?
Phineas thing happened on the way to the forum!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Philip my glass will you please!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Philippa!
Philippa who?
Philippa will you, I need a bath!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who?
Phoebe too expensive for me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ping Pong!
Ping Pong who?
Ping Pong the witch is dead....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plato!
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we'll always be friends!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me - I just got here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raleigh!
Raleigh who?
Raleigh round the flag boys!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Randy!
Randy who?
Randy four minute mile!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rapunzel!
Rapunzel who?
Rapunzel troubles in your old kit bag....!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raoul!
Raoul who?
Raoul of law!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rather!
Rather who?
Rather not!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Rayders of the Lost Ark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me way to buy some sweets!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Reagan!
Reagan who?
Reagan maniac!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red!
Red who?
Red peppers. Isn't that a hot one!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robert!
Robert who?
Roberts and burglars will rob you blind!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roland!
Roland who?
Roland Stone gathers no moss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rome!
Rome who?
Rome is where the heart is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa corn grow in a field!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosina!
Rosina who?
Rosina vase!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxie!
Roxie who?
Roxie horrow picture show!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Russia though you meal and you'll be sick!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ruth!
Ruth who?
Ruth of the matter is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sabina!
Sabina who?
Sabina a long time since I've seen you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saddam!
Saddam who?
Saddam and shut up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Safari!
Safari who?
Safari so good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally dance!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sara!
Sara who?
Sara 'nother way in?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King's horses and all the King's men...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Savannah!
Savannah who?
Savannah you going to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schachter!
Schachter who?
Schachter Ripper. Feel like cutting up?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schatzi!
Schatzi who?
Schatzi way the ball bounces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Schubert!
Schubert who?
Schubert I can!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scissor!
Scissor who?
Scissor and Cleopatra!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sebastian!
Sebastian who?
Sebastion of the community!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seoul!
Seoul who?
Seoul food!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seville!
Seville who?
Seville you play with me?!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Seymour!
Seymour who?
Seymour if you open the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sharon!
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sheila!
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountains when she comes...!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelly Cohn!
Shelly Cohn who?
Shelly Cohn carne!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherbert!
Sherbert who?
Sherbert forest is where Robin Hood lived!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry your lunch and I'll be your best friend!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherry!
Sherry who?
Sherry dance?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra who?
Sinatra be a law!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I'm hungry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata!
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sondheim!
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia be another year older!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sophia!
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia!
Sonia who?
Sonia paper moon...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soup!
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane that Knock Knock joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spock!
Spock who?
Spock louder!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stacey!
Stacey who?
Stacey'ted until the bus stops!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stalin!
Stalin who?
Stalin for time!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I'll shoot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stanton!
Stanton who?
Stanton here answering questions is no fun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Statue!
Statue who?
Statue?
This is me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stefan!
Stefan who?
Stefan it quick before it bites me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stella!
Stella who?
Stella want to go home!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stepfather!
Step father who?
One stepfather and I'll let you have it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stevie!
Stevie who?
Stevie on?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sven!
Sven who?
Sven Brides for Seven Brothers!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Swede!
Swede who?
Swede smell of success!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favourite chinese meal!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sy!
Sy who?
Sycho!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sybil!
Sybil who?
Sybil Simon met a pieman...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tad!
Tad who?
Tad's all folks!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Taipei!
Taipei who?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tamara!
Tamara who?
Tamara the world!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teachers!
Teachers who?
Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip..!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa!
Teresa who?
Teresa green!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tex!
Tex who?
Tex two to tango!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Texas!
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thatcher!
Thatcher who?
Thatcher could get away with it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelma!
Thelma who?
Thelma your soul!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thelonius!
Thelonius who?
Thelonius kid in town!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Therese!
Therese who?
Therese many a slip twixt the cup and the lip!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theron!
Theron who?
Therinheit or Centigrade, I always get mixed up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thomas!
Thomas who?
Thomas happy fella!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tibet!
Tibet who?
Early Tibet and early to rise!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tis.
Tis who?
Tis who is good to blow your nose with.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toast!
Toast who?
Toast where the days!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knockjokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tripoli!
Tripoli who?
Tripoli play!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tsongas!
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knockjokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tuna!
Tuna who?
Tuna piano and it'll sound better!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turin!
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire on Halloween!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twyla!
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Typhoid!
Typhoid who?
Typhoid that song before!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyson!
Tyson who?
Tyson of this on for size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uganda!
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uruguay!
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!



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