1 Excitable Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2 Sociable Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3 Crosseyed Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4 Timid Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

5 Indifferent All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6 Clever No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

7 Worried Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8 Frivolous Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9 Absent-Minded Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10 Childish Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11 Sneak Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

12 Patient Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

13 Desperate Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14 Tough Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

15 Efficient Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16 Fat Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17 Little Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18 Drunk Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

19 Disgruntled Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20 Conceited Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

21 Radical Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.